My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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