He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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