so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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You. Win. At. Life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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