Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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