Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My dick has a subreddit
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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