this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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