I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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