We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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