Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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