I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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