let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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