fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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