Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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