You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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