My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
