his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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