I like to think it a success when the cops are called
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Terrible idea I love it
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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