Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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