I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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