I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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