Pants 0. Shit 1.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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