if i died would you start the facebook group?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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