I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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