Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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