Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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