bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Send help, water and tortillas.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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