soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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