I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We need to get me chipped asap
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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