1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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