Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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