she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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