Me. At least after what I've been through.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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