normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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