he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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