I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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