I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Do plants get herpes?
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