Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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