Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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