Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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