that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
