I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
