How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Fuck appropriateness.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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