I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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