We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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