So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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