Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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