I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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