his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm both gender and math confused
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