when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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