Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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