i permit you to call me
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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