This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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