I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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