She said her name was "party"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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