the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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