Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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