He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
