If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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